weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

SO I GOT LOZ BOTW CREATING A CHAMPION ART BOOK AND ITS FANTASTIC

plebeiantologist:

plebeiantologist:

no bad vibes in 2019 just crab bags & other bean beings

yall already know what the fuck it is babey!!!!!!!!

gradientgod:

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

(Source: cybercandle)

imoldbutimstillintothat:

anaisnein:

I am an adult and do not want protection from adult content

I want protection from adult content such as bills and work and laundry

jigglypuffsvevo:

i’ve probably aged 4 years this year

rosegoldtommorow:

im….real? my existence has… impacts? i touch things and they move, i breath in and out and the air buzzes around me? the sun rests on my skin…. grass is crushed under my toes… people see me and have an idea of who i am… my name is on papers….? im sorry this is… this is too much….  

tumblrweed-connection:

honestly landslide is too important of a song to just be played haphazardly on the radio

it should only be listened to if and when you’re ready to accept stevie nicks into your heart and admit that you’re afraid of changing and you don’t know if you can handle the seasons of your life

egberts:

how a cat looks at you when you turn on the light in a dark room they were sleeping in

misanthropyforlunch:

kestrel-tree:

Reverse paleo diet: only eat things with 10+ ingredients cave men never tasted so you can truly appreciate how far society has come.

My jalapeno Cheetos and sour gummy candy diet is finally getting traction.

principles:

principles:

rewatching these movies also helps you appreciate how fucking FUNNY malfoy is. here’s an 11 year old. he likes to monologue and he’s evil

me when im 11 and evil

enigma-boi:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

fullmetel:

ed’s my fave fma character because he’s technically genius in canon…actually insanely smart…and yet his dumbass energy is off the CHARTS. have you ever seen a boy more stupid